September 11, 2013

The Best of What Were They Talking About?

By Doug

(from Sailing Anarchy)

I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. I think I'll need it.

Russell: Jimmy give me the keys!
Jimmy: No!
Jimmy: NO!
Russell: 1, 2, 3, .....
Jimmy: (silence)
Russell: You're grounded!
Jimmy: (back on the boat) Sorry boys "have to pull the plug," I got grounded.

Russell: Take off your helmet
Jimmy: Nope, I'm not falling for that one again.

Russell: Larry just called.
Jimmy: (gulp) Am I fired?
Russell: Na, no worries. He phoned to say he just purchased New Zealand.


  1. Jimmy: "We'll just tell Larry that today was a practice race"

    Russell: "How about we say that Dean's boys are wearing illegal weight jackets. In all the fuss, he may forget about the race"

    Both: "Perhaps we better hide".

  2. Sorry Jimmy, Team NZ say they're fully crewed


    I keep telling you Jimmy that the Black Pearl doesn't meet AC72 class rules. And is fictional.

  3. So here's the cunning plan....
    Boot john off the boat today
    Give Ben a go for 4 races.
    We will lose those 4 races. I'll make sure by tacking slowly
    At that point Vegas odds have us a million to one to win
    We bet everything we have. All up to win the series
    Now here's the good part.....we then call Doug in to replace Ben
    And I'll remember how to tack without losing 80% of the boat speed
    We win the remaining races, win the cup, and make a motza
    I'm gonna buy an island bigger than Larry's

  4. My God Luke. It turned out just like you predicted!


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